Stephenie Meyer “can’t write worth a darn”. This is Stephen King’s opinion on her Twilight books in a nutshell. Oh boy, I suppose he can expect some fan mail from Meyer’s fans in the next few days.Â Celebitchy then goes on about Dan Brown. I wholeheartedly agree here. Read one Dan Brown book and you’ve read them all. I’ve never read anything like it ( and I don’t mean that in a good sense).