There is no "underground" community, no dark den of drunken sailors
initiating themselves into manhood via cheap, ill-conceived exercises
in bodily perforation; it’s just a group of people who delight in using
their bodies as billboards.
(Joanne McCubrey, "Walking Art: Tattoos,"
Mountain Democrat Weekend magazine, 9 February 1990;
How unlucky for you if you are one of those people who fell into the hands of a tattoo artist who misspells. Your billboard will be ruined forever.