Today’s Friday 5 is about the great outdoors. I’ll be done in about 30 seconds flat with this one, I’m not an outdoor person at all.

1. When did you last sleep in a tent?
   That must have been about 25 years ago. My first and only time. I didn’t like it. Give me a hotel room any time.
2. What comes to mind when you think about relieving yourself in the great outdoors?
   Bugs.
3. Where’s the best place you ever went camping?
   The only place I ever went camping is Malcesine at Lake Garda in Italy.
4. What’s your favorite camp food?
   I don’t go camping.
5. What’s your sleeping bag like?
   Well, you will have guessed it by now, I suppose. I haven’t got one.