The Bookkeeper

Sunday Stealing: The A to Z Meme

A
• Are you available? For what?
• What is your age? 40 something
• What annoys you? Stupidity
B
• Do you know anyone named Billy? No
• When is your birthday? July
• Who is your best friend? You wouldn’t know her
C
• What’s your favorite candy? Baby Ruth
• Crush? No
• When was the last time you cried? I can’t remember
D
• Do you daydream? Yes
• What’s your favorite kind of dog? Haven’t got one. Most dogs are ok, if I don’t have to look after them.
• What day of the week is it? Sunday
E
• How do you like your eggs? Scrambled
• Have you ever been in the emergency room? Only with my kids
• Ever pet an elephant? No
F
• Do you use fly swatters? No
• Have you ever used a foghorn? No
• Is there a fan in your room? No
G
• Do you chew gum? No
• Do you like gummy candies? Yes
• Do you like gory movies? No
H
• How are you? Fine, thanks
• What’s your height? 1,70m
• What color is your hair? dark blonde
I
• What’s your favorite ice cream? Mozart, which is a mixture of chocolate, pistachio, marzipan, just like the Mozartkugel
• Have you ever ice skated? Yes, but I sucked
• Ever been in an igloo? No
J
• What’s your favorite Jelly Bean? I hate them
• Have you ever heard a really hilarious joke? Yes, two.
• Do you wear jewelry? A little
K
• Who do you want to kill? I don’t want to kill anybody.
• Have you ever flown a kite? I tried without much success.
• Do you think kangaroos are cute? Oh, yeah.
L
• Are you laidback? Doesn’t everybody think they are?
• Lions or Tigers? Whatever this means, it’s tigers.
• Do you like black licorice? Yuck!
M
• Favorite movie as a kid? Three nuts for Cinderella
• Ever shopped at Moosejaw? At what?
• Favorite store at the mall? I don’t go to malls usually.
N
• Do you have a nickname? Not really
• Whats your favorite number? I haven’t got one.
• Do you prefer night or day? No preference.
O
• What’s your one wish? I’ve got no wish. Haven’t you ever read the Monkey’s paw?
• Are you an only child? Yes
• Do you like the color orange? No
P
• What are you most paranoid about? I’m not, or am I?
• Piercings? No
• Do you know anyone named Penelope? No, but I know a restaurant called that.
Q
• Are you quick to judge people? Yes
• Do you like Quaker Oats? Don’t know them
• Know anyone that makes quilts? Yes
• Do you think you’re always right? Yes
• Do you watch reality TV? No, I don’t watch TV at all.
• Reason to cry? Sad book endings.
S
• Do you prefer sun or rain? Rain
• Do you like snow? Sort of
• What’s your favorite season? Autumn
T
• time is it? It is.
• What time did you wake up? 6.15am
U
• Can you ride a unicycle? Why would I?
• Do you know anyone with a unibrow? No. But If I did, I’d be very careful. Remember: "Beware of windfallen apples and of men whose eyebrows meet". (From “The company of wolves”)
• Uncles do you have? I had.
V
• What’s the worst vegetable? Beetroot
• Did you ever watch Veggie Tales? Never heard of it.
• Ever considered being vegan? Bloody hell, no.
W
• What’s your worst habit? I’m a procrastinator.
• Do you like water rides? No
• Ever been inside a windmill? Yes
X
• Have you ever had an x-ray? Yes
• Ever used a Xerox machine? Yes
Y
• Do you like the color yellow? No
• What year were you born in? In the sixties
• Do you yell when you’re angry? Yes
Z
• Do you believe in the zodiac? Yes, no, maybe.
• What’s your zodiac sign? Cancer
• When was the last time you went to the zoo? A few weeks ago.