A customer, on seeing a copy of Great Expectations:
“Look, they bring books out on all the TV programmes now.”
And what’s more: A commenter of the Read Street article mentioned a twitter tag #bookstorebingo, which turned out to be a must read. I already found this gem there just by going through the first 10 tweets:
Customer: Do you have Candied by Voltron?
Isn’t that dead funny? I’m laughing my ass off here right now.