1. What is the color of your toothbrush?
Green and white
2. Name one person who made you smile today.
I only got up, nobody made me smile yet.
3. What were you doing at 8 am this morning?
I was asleep.
4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
Getting ready for work.
5. What is your favorite candy bar?
Baby Ruth, I think I said that before.
6. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No, I don’t think so, but I’ve said that before, too.
7. What is the last thing you said aloud?
”A boy can’t be Mr. Frankenstein’s mother.”
8. What is your favorite ice cream? How to choose?
Mozart. Do I have to mention that I said that before?
9. What was the last thing you had to drink?
10. Do you like your wallet?
Yes, it’s very girly.
11. What was the last thing you ate?
12. Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
13. The last sporting event you watched?
Ice hockey, sort of.
14. What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?
15. Who is the last person you sent a text message to?
16. Ever go camping?
That is a good question. No. Not yet. An act of God prevented me from going.
17. Do you take vitamins daily?
You mean as pills? No.
18. Do you go to church every Sunday?
19. Do you have a tan?
20. Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?
No preference. I like both.
21. Do you drink your soda with a straw?
22. What did your last text message say?
Not that this is any of your business, but I was talking about the time I’m going into work.
23. What are you doing tomorrow?
Go to work
24. Favorite color?
25. Look to your left; what do you see?
My kids having a smoothie.